All i have to say to you is,
He was sporting,
One where he'd dribbled his beer on his chest.
I don't have smelly B-O ;)
Or a beer belly that wobbles when i dance.
When i have hair to shave, i shave it,
I brush my teeth morning and night.
(hence why my teeth don't look like his)
When i'm 50 i won't be trying to pick up 18 year olds,
with my other 50 something year old loser mate as my wingman?
Oh and last but not least,
Nobody wears fucking puffy 'Globes' anymore grandpa,
Go home to your walker already!